The heat live in make friend!

This was some seller crazy-talk at the bottom of a listing I perused over today. I would really like to know what kind of hallucinogens this guy was on and where I can get some. It's profound stuff this guy is writing. I want all you readers to remember, as you go about your day, that the heat live in make friend. Oh! And the family. Don't forget the family!

"I am a new member on the beltal , the heat live in make friend. If you win my item, I will present your a beautiful gift. Those gifts that have special features can give you of family and friend take to bless a friendly luck. I hope you bid heart letter. The family. Best wishes to you and your family/friend!"

Yes indeed, I send you all bless a friendly luck this holiday season and best wishes to you and your family/friend!