Large Nude Brest Mug

So here's a listing I came across today. The auction is titled Large Nude Brest Mug. The item description is as follows: HERE IS A LARGE NUDE BREST MUG WITH THE TAN.IT HAS SANIBEL ISLAND WRITTEN ON THE FRONT.IT IS IN GREAT CONDITION AND FREE FROM ANY CHIPS .
Yep, that's it. Class grace & eloquence. Obviously the three go hand in hand.
How I would love to nestle my chin between those babies as I sip my morning coffee. Honey, I smell an xmas gift!

The heat live in make friend!

This was some seller crazy-talk at the bottom of a listing I perused over today. I would really like to know what kind of hallucinogens this guy was on and where I can get some. It's profound stuff this guy is writing. I want all you readers to remember, as you go about your day, that the heat live in make friend. Oh! And the family. Don't forget the family!

"I am a new member on the beltal , the heat live in make friend. If you win my item, I will present your a beautiful gift. Those gifts that have special features can give you of family and friend take to bless a friendly luck. I hope you bid heart letter. The family. Best wishes to you and your family/friend!"

Yes indeed, I send you all bless a friendly luck this holiday season and best wishes to you and your family/friend!

Blood Stain on eBay

Feedback: Jeans arrived with what looks to be BLOOD STAIN in crotch area. DisgustingEbayer

This is just gross. It makes me never want to buy a pair of jeans on eBay. It makes me never want to SELL a pair of jeans on eBay! Yuck. I thought eBay was all about the Great American Dream of collecting other peoples old shit while selling your old shit to other poor unsuspecting suckers! I'm outraged. This attempt to conceal bodily fluid stains would be very disillusioning to me if I didn't already know all about what happens on eBay - Muwahahahahahahahaha.