Bad Seller

More odd feedback. Crazy eBay members. Sometimes I wonder if they do these kinds of things on purpose...

Feedback: bad seller... came quick

I don't even know what to say. I guess I'd be disappointed too.

Not as Responsed

Yay! My internet has been down for 2 days (IhateyouComcast!) and finally I am connected again. It feels very odd when I can't get online to interact with all my friends and read eamil & posts. So happy to be back - here is some funny feedback to chuckle at.

Buyer Feedback (2008-05-22): Not as responsed,No reliable,No responsible,and cowed behavior!!!!!!!!!!!
Seller Response (2008-05-22): Wanted refund to be cleaned, said there was fungas and problems. Needs to read!

Hm... I'm wondering if it's against eBay policy to sell fungus. It's obviously not against policy to not know how to spell. I often wonder if these people just don't know what all the red underlining is when they're typing or if they really just don't care that they sound like complete idiots. It seems unlikely they wouldn't notice the spell-checker markings. Unless they have been linving under a rock since the early 90s. In which case why the hell are they selling on eBay?

Rising Red McCain Head

So I came across a lot of funny stuff tonight, but I'll save most of it for another day. Tonight, in honor of the last presidential debate, I found a super-awesome campaign pin for your viewing pleasure. I think no matter which candidate you support, this will scare you. I'm sure I'll have nightmares of the big red head.

Superman & the Stinky Pinky

I found this on eBay last week but wasn't posting pictures yet. It's custom obviously - not an authorized statue. Warner Brothers isn't crazy about custom figurines so this one is no longer available unfortunately.

This shirt doesn't FIT!

Shirt NOT Medium – wrong sized – I’m not a FATASS!
This is clearly a case of discrimination - eBay sellers must have access to unlimited personal buyer info. The seller had a picture of the buyer and said to himself "This guy can't wear a medium! I'll send an XL instead."

Nice shirt, but didn’t know it had a bra inside. :(
I'm wondering if this is your standard built-in bra... or if the seller included a little adults-only prize inside!

Amazing Creatures & Stumblebums

You might ask yourself, who uses the word stumblebum anyway? eBay buyers of course. And this pair of Shure headphones brought a river to life. Leave it to wacky eBay members...

"Uncomprimising,inflexible,ingrate.Stumblebum commo.Worst Seller in my experience"
Worst speller in my experience?

"I hear the natural sounding river. It sounds like an amazing creature."
For a pair of headphones... oookaaay...

I don't smoke

So I found this feedback all for the same member:

"hand bag smells of smoke really bad will never use because of smell"

"purse smelled heavy of smoke"

"Shoes were beautiful, but have overwhelming odor of cigarette smoke"
"Response (2008-04-04): I DON'T SMOKE!"


Hmm... yeah sounds like they don't smoke. I'm convinced.