Feedback Gets Violent

Feedback: SELLER STOLE $167.50! NOT RECEIVED! NO RESPONSE! ROAD TRIP TO NJ TO FIX A FACE!!

Hey maybe they can save on shipping and pick up the item they never got while they're at it!

UPDATE: More hilarious dolls

So I think the Palin doll was funniest by far, but here are the Cabbage Patch editions of Obama, Biden & McCain. Biden & McCain look almost the same. But really, when you're using the same plastic head & both dolls are wearing a dark suit, I guess there's not a whole lot you can do to change things up! ...I guess their eyes are a little different - Does anyone else think the Biden doll might be stoned? And the McCain doll is quite obviously plotting evil things behind those squinty eyes.

Obama

Biden

McCain

Every little girls dream

I know when I was little and I asked Santa for a Cabbage Patch doll I was NOT thinking gee I hope he sends me the one that's middle-aged with a bad hair-do! Here's to hoping Santa doesn't do his Christmas shopping on eBay!

Bad Seller

More odd feedback. Crazy eBay members. Sometimes I wonder if they do these kinds of things on purpose...

Feedback: bad seller... came quick

I don't even know what to say. I guess I'd be disappointed too.

Not as Responsed

Yay! My internet has been down for 2 days (IhateyouComcast!) and finally I am connected again. It feels very odd when I can't get online to interact with all my friends and read eamil & posts. So happy to be back - here is some funny feedback to chuckle at.

Buyer Feedback (2008-05-22): Not as responsed,No reliable,No responsible,and cowed behavior!!!!!!!!!!!
Seller Response (2008-05-22): Wanted refund to be cleaned, said there was fungas and problems. Needs to read!

Hm... I'm wondering if it's against eBay policy to sell fungus. It's obviously not against policy to not know how to spell. I often wonder if these people just don't know what all the red underlining is when they're typing or if they really just don't care that they sound like complete idiots. It seems unlikely they wouldn't notice the spell-checker markings. Unless they have been linving under a rock since the early 90s. In which case why the hell are they selling on eBay?

Rising Red McCain Head

So I came across a lot of funny stuff tonight, but I'll save most of it for another day. Tonight, in honor of the last presidential debate, I found a super-awesome campaign pin for your viewing pleasure. I think no matter which candidate you support, this will scare you. I'm sure I'll have nightmares of the big red head.

Superman & the Stinky Pinky

I found this on eBay last week but wasn't posting pictures yet. It's custom obviously - not an authorized statue. Warner Brothers isn't crazy about custom figurines so this one is no longer available unfortunately.